(A.K.A Moby Dick, Zeus) A mythical creature that strikes fear into mankinds eyes, this elusive being is known for its destinctive laugh/battle cry. It is equipped with a penis equevalent to the size of a Sperm Whale. It shoots lightening bolts from its very innards, or in close combat the being uses it as a mighty sledge to bring down its foes.
The Zuelly let out a fearsome battle cry before penitrating, thus impaling its victim with one swift strike.
by choddaboy July 25, 2009
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