A dude that really died and then said wake up.
Person one: I see a zombie

Person two: Hey it’s Joe!
Zombie: MRrrrb
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When a male is reachin his climax and gets the girls attention ten EJACULATES in her eyes turning her into a "zombie"
by Sexoligist January 28, 2014
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plural noun: zombies
a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions.
synonyms: living dead, undead, walking dead, soulless corpse
"why is he walking around like a zombie?"
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(A new thought, on an old word, bare with me)

It can be, a person, of sound mind and body, hooked in to social media, unaware of the world around them....and from lack of planning, will walk around hunting and killing other healthy humans for food, during trying time or emergency. (2121 pandemic/ war?)

What's your plan when SHTF

God Bless America
Holy funk, It just hit me like a ton of bricks. That those peppers use the word "zombie" to describe someone who is stuck with their head in their smartphone, wandering around almost oblivious to what's going on around them....a d because of where the "zombies" live, they can't hunt for food other than other humans.

Just think back, and think about it.....what the hell else could these crazy mofo (or not so crazy) mofo's mean.

I mean if they were planning to hunt other humans, that would be an act of domestic terrorism...so they call them zombies to avoid people who're zombies thinking they're crazy
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A person who has been killed, then reanimated. They are dead. Very, very dead. If you come into contact with a zombie you need to do one of two things, or both: 1. Run, 2. Kill it. Either way, you shouldn’t have them near you.

I would recommend making a plan for the ZA, just in case.
Me: Hey is that a zombie?
Person: Yeah
Me: We should go kill it

Brent and David got chased down the road by a couple of zombies.
by tealZ April 19, 2019
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DJ Dre (Andry) on Ice radio. a species of zombie that does not sleep, and if it decides to sit in the same place; let it be only for 1 hour and start at 5 AM. Losrrr
Person: Hey Andry when do you go to sleep!?
Andry: well i go to sleep at 5, but i'll be up before 7.
Person; J00 Zombie!!!!
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A slang word used for cheap or bad marijuana. Most commonly noted in the song Down Under by Men at Work.
Traveling in a dried out kombi; On a hippy trail head full of zombie
by Glubs11 January 16, 2018
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