Zape 

The act of inserting a taser into someone's anus and discharging the weapon while they are passed out drunk.

Best used on heterosexual males who need to learn that acting like a jackass/clown/fool/fuckfo/idiot/child is NOT acceptable just because you are drunk.

What the fuck is wrong with Fink? Why does he always act like a clown after 4 beers? I hope somebody zapes his ass tonight when he passes out - maybe a couple taser burns on his colon will convince him to grow the fuck up.

Zape by The Defamer July 16, 2010

Zapes 

Another word for niggers where you aren't in a place where you can't say nigger freely.

A group of people who usually are ape-like in appearance and actions. Said to have originated from the Zapes River in Africa.

A term usually used by old women from Boston to describe surly blacks.

Night Shift Supervisor: Where did those Zapes run off to?

Clerk: I last saw them around the Swisher Sweets.

Old Lady from Boston: God damn Zapes stealing all my Bourbon!!!

Zapes by GordonSchumway August 14, 2009

Zapenis 

When you secretly wanna ask the girl if she can calculate ZAPENIS of the circuit but really you mean you penis.

Hey Taylor, do you know how to calculate the zapenis of this circuit?

Zapenis by donkeytune March 29, 2019

zapexy 

He’s the best at fortnite, I’d fuck my nan for his yeet powers <3

We can fuck any day baby *kiss*

Zapexy

zapexy by Zapexy November 1, 2018

Zapenas 

1. to have have a huge dick

2. To be a huge dick

1. Man, John has a zapenas

2. Man, john is such a zapenas

Zapenas by The zapenas March 16, 2019

Zapels

Smart, Sexy and rich man named Peter.

Zapels is my favorite person.

Zapels by Sortasnik February 4, 2022

Zapetroid 

1-A band
2-A T.V. group
3-A way of life

That Zapetroid...

Zapetroid by FlapMaster July 8, 2009