by Ishaan21blue October 4, 2021
Get the Zanais mug.A Female Domination Religion & Teachings based on worshipping the PERSIAN GODDESS ZARA
Her enslaved puppies of #Zaraism understand that she is the true GODDESS of HER Fempire of #Zaraism & worship her 7 days a week .
The 1st of every month is dedicated as her Holy Day & her followers will dedicate all of that day to worshiping her.
Her enslaved puppies of #Zaraism understand that she is the true GODDESS of HER Fempire of #Zaraism & worship her 7 days a week .
The 1st of every month is dedicated as her Holy Day & her followers will dedicate all of that day to worshiping her.
Q. What is Zaraism?
A. It’s the focus for your pathetic life.
Q. Can I follow Zaraism?
A. Only if you are a benefit to the GODDESS Persian Goddess Z and her High Temple of Zaraism.
Q. How do I worship her.
A. With your soul.
A. It’s the focus for your pathetic life.
Q. Can I follow Zaraism?
A. Only if you are a benefit to the GODDESS Persian Goddess Z and her High Temple of Zaraism.
Q. How do I worship her.
A. With your soul.
by Zaraism Puppy May 21, 2019
Get the Zaraism mug.A person who is enslaved, submits or worships the Femdom religion of Zaraism
Enslaved puppies of #Zaraism understand that Persian Goddess Z is the true GODDESS of HER Fempire of #Zaraism & worship her 7 days a week .
Enslaved puppies of #Zaraism understand that Persian Goddess Z is the true GODDESS of HER Fempire of #Zaraism & worship her 7 days a week .
Q. Are FemAle Domination religion are you?
A. I am a Zaraist
Q. Which female Supremacy do you worship?
A. I worship Zaraism because I am a Zaraist
A. I am a Zaraist
Q. Which female Supremacy do you worship?
A. I worship Zaraism because I am a Zaraist
by Zaraism Puppy May 25, 2019
Get the Zaraist mug.Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.
Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.
After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”
Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.
After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”
While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.
1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.
2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.
3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.
4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.
5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.
6. On Love: Just do it.
7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!
8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.
9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.
10. On Hope: Refer to love.
1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.
2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.
3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.
4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.
5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.
6. On Love: Just do it.
7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!
8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.
9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.
10. On Hope: Refer to love.
by Artaran September 14, 2008
Get the zanism mug.To do or say something dumb, stupid, or idiotic. Also, to include the words, "oh really" or "like" greater than twice in one sentence. Not to be confused with Maryism: to say a stupid joke and ultimately looking dumb yourself.
Saying stuff like:
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. That is a Zenaism.
I like hard bananas, really hard ones. Really really big hard ones. That is a Zenaism.
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. That is a Zenaism.
I like hard bananas, really hard ones. Really really big hard ones. That is a Zenaism.
by Javindir T December 27, 2007
Get the Zenaism mug.The most buetiful thing on earth ... They are a very diffrent person ...love trying new things ..very smart but doesn't show it....loves to write ,.:is very think and fine has some issues ...but sweet and precious
by Truedom February 4, 2014
Get the zanai mug.Zandis may look like he is boring but he is hilarious, smart, and he would work hard to achieve his goal. He is very caring to his close one, if he is annoyed by someone, he won't be quiet and listen to other. He may be obey but he won't be if he completely disagree, careful! Don't get him mad, he would leave you thinking of what you have done. If you see someone named Zandis, I suggest you to get close with him. Anyone who is close with him are the luckiest person. He would cheer you up if you're down.
Girl: "Zandis is so boring, literary no one likes him!"
Girl 2: "No!, he's awesome! You're just jealous."
Girl 2: "No!, he's awesome! You're just jealous."
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