A guy who makes weird noises with his mouth and tongue, who loves basketball, who hates obama and democrats, who loves to try and find mistles, and hates south korea.
wow I hate obama, what am I
You are a zach
by South Korea April 12, 2013
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A sweet, nerdy, smart, funny bad-ass with a sappy romantic streak. Likes to be a hero and save people. Looks like a euro-pop star who will never appear to be older than 17 even when he is 50. He is a metalhead and a terrible speller. Very kinky. My soul mate.
I am going to marry Zach.
by yellowroseoftexas August 20, 2012
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A superhuman who can defy all perceptions of reality. Has never been defeated at anything. Ever. His only weakness is that he has no weakness'.
zach is soamazing, that guy zach is incredibly powerful, all the girls love zach,
by boss1234567 June 01, 2011
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A very cute, sweet outgoing person. Sometimes has glasses but looks great in them and out of them. Has amazing brown or blue eyes and a great smile. Very intellectual and funny. Has an overall great personality, pretty good at sports yet not stuck up and snobby. He is as much of a geek as he is an athlete but is simply adored because of his geekiness. Tends to care for those around him especially his friends and family. Is sweet to his girlfriend, is an amazing kisser and hand holder, likes to be close to the girl he loves. Cares much for animals, and is often gifted with the talent to play the guitar amazingly.
Friend 1: Shes lucky to be dating a Zach
Friend 2: Your telling me...... *sigh of sadness*
Friend 1: He is just so amazing!!
by GuardianAngelCastiel May 03, 2013
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That douchebag, Zach, he was smashin' his music all night and wouldn't let anyone sleep.

Stop being such a Zach.
by raddaradda December 05, 2014
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Your best friend. The kind of guy who can always make you laugh when you are sad and you can't help but fall for him.
You: Hey, I think I am falling for Zach. He is so funny and cute.
Friend: Who doesn't like Zach?
by Wickersham4 June 27, 2011
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