A person who cheats on test and is obsessed with memes. Think of him as a bootleg meme god who is also bad at basketball. But is also a good friend.
Oh Zach
by Pharaoh of 2K May 10, 2019
A very cute, sweet outgoing person. Sometimes has glasses but looks great in them and out of them. Has amazing brown or blue eyes and a great smile. Very intellectual and funny. Has an overall great personality, pretty good at sports yet not stuck up and snobby. He is as much of a geek as he is an athlete but is simply adored because of his geekiness. Tends to care for those around him especially his friends and family. Is sweet to his girlfriend, is an amazing kisser and hand holder, likes to be close to the girl he loves. Cares much for animals, and is often gifted with the talent to play the guitar amazingly.
Friend 1: Shes lucky to be dating a Zach
Friend 2: Your telling me...... *sigh of sadness*
Friend 1: He is just so amazing!!
Friend 2: Your telling me...... *sigh of sadness*
Friend 1: He is just so amazing!!
by GuardianAngelCastiel May 4, 2013
A pretty chill dude. Everybody loves him even if he always needs a ride. He enjoys naked poops and hubbing. Also, the occasional handful of dong.
by GangstaTom December 4, 2014
To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to "Zach" is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
by Barrazza October 22, 2013
He is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet! Nice to everyone unless they annoy him. He is STRAIGHT. Great sense of humor and personality! He doesn't like being mean, so if he's mad at you, he'll probably ignore you. Extremely flirtatious! He is special in an amazing way! He's also really smart, but people call him stupid and he believes it. Probably the most popular in school! He's very athletic, playing many sports, but his favorite is soccer. And he's the hottest guy alive! One look at him and your heart will melt! You'll instantly fall for him, and if you're lucky enough to get to know him more, be nice to him, listen, never abandon him, never call him stupid, gay, or immature, and NEVER LET HIM GO. If you do, know your heart will shatter. If you're close as peas in a pod, don't anger him. Or he'll break your heart.
"Zach got an A+ on last week's math test! He got the only A+ in the whole grade!"
"Really? "
"Yes!"
"Well he's perfect in every way! What else would you expect?"
"Really? "
"Yes!"
"Well he's perfect in every way! What else would you expect?"
by Sophia.gymnastics June 28, 2018
A sweet, nerdy, smart, funny bad-ass with a sappy romantic streak. Likes to be a hero and save people. Looks like a euro-pop star who will never appear to be older than 17 even when he is 50. He is a metalhead and a terrible speller. Very kinky. My soul mate.
by yellowroseoftexas August 21, 2012