your mam

In Yorkshire, we say mam for mum. It is almost always used like this: my mam. your mam/ his mam.

"Where did that come from?" "Yer mam."
"Who said you could behave like that in school?" "Yer mam."

by Ju October 14, 2003

your mam

Northern English equivalent of yo momma

"Have you got the time?"
"Your mam."

by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004

your mam

snappy comeback line meaning I'm gunna fuck your mother

Bob - fuck off you silly cunt
Tim - your mam

by Pikpak Sally May 8, 2006

your mam

english version of "your mom"

by Krays mam April 19, 2003

obama and your mama

A remark that will get the shit kicked out of you in any redneck bar. An insult about some one's mother that can't be tolerated.

What happened to John? He said obama and your mama to Judy and she kicked his ass.

by ` yorkiestomper April 12, 2008

Your Mama

first two words when somebody trys to insult you or your mother.

your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said why are you givin me your phone number!


DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

by 4shizzle January 5, 2005

Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010