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You can't teach that! 

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A phrase used by an overbearing, nonathletic parent to brag about the sporting prowess of his/her son or daughter in a particular sport. In most cases, the child is more coordinated than his/her parent ever dreamed of being.
"I clocked him at 35 mph and he is only six, You can't teach that!"

"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"

"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"
You can't teach that! by milds June 29, 2009
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You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

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Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”
You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021
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