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You're killing me, Smalls 

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.
"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
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You're killing me, Smalls! 

A quote directly from the film "Sandlot", usually someone will say this out of sexual frustration.
Sophie: *sends a sexy picture to Cameron*
Cameron: "Ugh! You're killing me, Smalls!"

You're killing me smalls

Direct quote from the 1993 film "Sandlot". After being asked by Ham Porter if he wanted a s'more, Scotty Smalls replies several times with the question, "Some more what?". After his frustration grew with Scotty, Ham replies with, "You're killing me Smalls." This phrase is commonly used to express discontent or frustration towards a person.
Joe: "Hey Scott, can you pass me another Budweiser?"
Scott: "Actually dude, I just finished the last one."
Joe: "... You're killing me smalls."
You're killing me smalls by AyeMurr November 13, 2011

You're killing me smalls

Making to many requests all at the same time.
Boss "Please quote all of these items by end of the day" Employee " You're killing me smalls !"

You're Killin' Me, Smalls! 

A quote from The Sandlot. If someone says this to you, it's probably a sign that they think you are stupid, and you should probably just walk away. Say this to someone only when they are acting incredibly stupid or clueless.
Tyler: Have you seen the movie The Sandlot?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026