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You're fat 

A phrase jealous fat people or slutty skinny people say to normal people.

Often used by air-heads who think they're perfect
Miley Cyrus: "Dude, omg, you're fat!"

Normal Person: "I wouldn't be talking"
You're fat by 112358132135 November 3, 2010
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I don't think you're fat 

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.
GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.
I don't think you're fat by Michael December 29, 2003

You're fucking fat 

What you say to a chick while she is fucking you and you're fat.
*she gets on your fatass and starts riding your dick*

Hey babe, you're fucking fat

You're A Little Bit Fat 

THE MOST SAVAGEST BURN EVER. Saying someone is fat doesn't hurt as much as someone saying you're a little bit fat
Xbox Life Dude: You're GAYYYYYY
Big Brain: Well You're a little bit fat.

born out of you're fathers rectum 

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells

you're gonna be a father 

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father
"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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