I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 25, 2019

you dropped your gay card

A joke played on an unsuspecting person, resulting in apparent 'proof' of their homosexuality.

Person 1: You dropped your gay card.

Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.

Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!

by winz May 11, 2005

you mom gay

"You mom gay" is a joke typically used in the seventh grade. Many people get extremely butt hurt when this is said about a mile away from you.

Douchebag "Yo, you mom GAYYY"

Butt-Hurt child "HOW DARE YOU I'M TELLING MOM--

by QuiteThirsty December 17, 2018

you mom gay

Its a way to insult a gay person
by saying you mom gay boi

you mom gay you gay shit

by deezmomgaynutz February 9, 2022

You face gay

Possibly the worst insult you can say to person.

God: ur mom gay
Jesus: no u
God: you face gay
Big Bang*

by DeepFrozeOof March 14, 2018

Whos gay...You gay

If your reading the accept it and let other people read it so they will be gay like you.

Whos gay...you gay

by Yo dylans gay September 12, 2020

Are you gay yet?

A question.

I think I'll stay and watch the sunset but I can't help but asking are you gay yet?

by J4CKG April 11, 2021