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Yorkshire Pud Knee's 

A girl/boy with ugly knee's.
Mate, how fit is that girl over there?

No, she's got yorkshire pud knee's mate.

Ahh shit. I didn't see them.

Yorkshire Slap 

A combination of a Wormy, (which is where one puts their finger in someones butthole) followed by a Jimmy Tap
The Wormy causes the victim to thrust forward into the Jimmy Tap causing excruciating pain in not only the butthole but the balls and penis as well. These are usually exchanged as practical jokes or pranks between friends.
Quinn: nice Yorkshire Slap man!

Billy: i know, he wont be getting up for a couple minutes!
Yorkshire Slap by honkrawerbois February 4, 2010

Yorkshire syndrome 

Is a transient Tourette's-like syndrome characteristic by short outbursts of profanity, with the inclusion of politically incorrect statements and racial slurs.

A sufferer of Yorkshire syndrome must:
- Have been born in the English county of Yorkshire (N,S,E or W).
- Not have been diagnosed with any other psychological illness.
- Must have an episode (outburst) at least every-other day.
- Should feel little or no concern as to the effect their condition has on those around them.
Yorkshire syndrome - Examples are too verbally violent to publish :(
Yorkshire syndrome by Urban.Dr January 16, 2014

yorkshire supplies 

A covert supply of a regionally-specific food product or sundry commodity, carried for substitution in a public setting outside of the region of origin
"Why's that lass rootling around in her hipster nap sack?"

"Don't worry, old boy: she's turned her nose up at the range of teas on offer but she'll be alright. She's carrying her Yorkshire supplies."
yorkshire supplies by Redbenches September 30, 2013

Yorkshire shit valve 

When making a "pfft" sound. Releasing air from side of mouth In disapproval or annoyance. Also to signal that there are no words just a release of air.
Listening to trump and the Yorkshire shit valve went off.

Have you heard that? Had to release the Yorkshire shit valve.

Yorkshire Shampoo 

When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...
I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo
Yorkshire Shampoo by Snoop Doggyy December 2, 2011