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yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.
by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011
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monkey eating yogurt

a code word for an asshole.
person 1: did you see what that guy did to her?
person 2: yeah! he's a monkey eating yogurt!
by Creepy Carrie April 26, 2009
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