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If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon! 

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.
Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w 

this is the final form of the who words, i didn't expect it to get this crazy, only a dingus" the meme cat himself" will use this
owner: hey dingus
dingus: who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w
owner: explodes from big brain power

ye daft cunt 

why did you spill that ye daft cunt
ye daft cunt by suicidal sandwich November 12, 2017

ye da ๐Ÿno ๐Ÿงข 

A sentence use by a Kanye dick rider "Prodbyzaqq", usually just tweeting this or posting it on his instagram randomly.
"Goddamnit, Prodbyzaqq posted the same shit again. Whats he posting? ye da ๐Ÿno ๐Ÿงข."

Shitebag if ye don't 

Shitebag if ye don't is a common Scottish phrase that translates to "your a pussy if you don't do it" and are the most motivational four words any human can hear.
Billy: shall I ask this lassie out

Graham: shitebag if ye don't

Billy: alright then
a word most commonly heard at a bus concert. Excitement and enjoyment.
it's Friday. Ye ded!
ye ded by Dave Moore April 7, 2003