your dads husband

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.

Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):

by cortizzle January 11, 2009

national give your husband a blowjob day

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.

Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day

by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

Your boyfriends husband

when your boyfriend has a husband.

hold on a sec i'm going to dinner.
with Your boyfriends husband?

by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

by Dude Regular October 24, 2010

National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day

The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day

Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.

by Amogus_Ampostor June 27, 2022

Your husband

Ha! Did your son ask if he was your brother?

Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021