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The word "Wowzies" mean you are saying it's "cool" but with zero interest in the conversation. Perfect for when you want to dismiss a statement with a hint of mock enthusiasm.
Like, wow, that’s cool, but I don’t give a fuck. Very sarcastic response to an irrelevant statement someone makes.
Person A: "Guess what? I finally organized my entire sock drawer today!"
Person B: "Wowzies"
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Wowzies is a word you can use in a conversation when you are feeling uninterested in a topic or statement they make. Using this word will show that it's irrelevant and holds no significant meaning in your life.

"Like, wow, that’s cool, but I don’t give a fuck. "
Very sarcastic response to an irrelevant statement someone makes.
Jake: "Hey, look! The folder I just bought is red."
Lilly: "Wowzies, bro. Like, I don't care."
In this example, Jake's statement is very irrelevant, and responding with "Wowzies" shows how much the girl doesn't care.
Wowzies by IG:timaart4ev September 21, 2024
wowzie is a word meaning wow or absouluely awesom!!
wowzie by allywoowahband April 22, 2006
wowzie is a slang word for absolutely amazing or wow it means that sumone or something or a situation is kewl.
I love your top its like totally wowzie!!!
wowzie by allywoowahband April 20, 2006

Wowzie-time USA 

1. Synonym for Wowzie-time Mcgee
-Wowzie-time USA!! That's a freaking sweet machete.

-Thanx, I bought it at Wal-Mart.
Wowzie-time USA by Barnaby J October 11, 2008

chupie wowies 

killer bops or in other words the best head you've ever gotten. The kind of head that gives you the chills
Chupie Wowies is the kind of head that will makes your toes curl and eyes roll back!
chupie wowies by Henry Romero March 27, 2007
"Damn, that girl gives amazing wowies!"
wowies by woodie2 February 18, 2009