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wotad

A forum user who has gained a reputation for deranged trolling and abysmal grammar, and who now serves as comic relief. Popularized by the user wotad on the allkpop forums.
wotad: deasung and teayang are gud singers!
by thetruthspeaks9091 December 14, 2012
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Wotad

Acronym for Worship Of The Almighty Dollar. the unspoken but everpresent state religion of America. Regardless of the faith you may claim to adhere to, chances are that in this country you're really at least a crypto-wotad.

Wotads make decisions based on monetary assessment: Career choices, wardrobe, diet, lifestyle, friends, relationships and social milieu are all determined using the WOTAD viewpoint.

The U.S. government, with an interest in indoctrinating all citizens into becoming self-indulgent, ignorant, consuming meatbags, inculcates all members with WOTAD metascripts from birth, which has given the government a free hand in determining commercial policy without the messy input of it's citizens and promotes the wealth of the corporate masters by extolling an overarching obsession with buying, buying and more buying.
Jerry used to be a practicing buddhist, but after his graduation from Wharton, became the most craven follower of wotad.

Donald donates his free time to helping destitute cat owners, unlike some of his wotad friends like Jerry.
by graphicjer May 6, 2013
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wotacism

n. The inability to properly pronounce the letter 'R'. (In one of the greatest, most insensitive fuck-yous built in to the English language, this would properly be spelled 'rhotacism', but anyone who suffers from it is doomed to mispronounce it.) Famous wotacists include Jonathan Ross ("Woss"), Elmer ("Elmuh") Fudd, and Homestar Runner ("Homestah Wunnuh").
"Stwong Bad? ...Stwong Bad, I bwought back yoh tape of old Mistuh Wizuhd's... Okay, I'll just leave it on the floh."

"Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm huntin' wabbits! Heh-heh-heh-heh!"

"Yes, I have a pwoblem pwonouning my 'ah's. It's called wotacism, look it up." "So what letter does that start with?" "FUCK you, that's what it stahts with."
by Zotmeister June 21, 2012
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Wotah

Water for some Xenoblade Chronicles characters.
Mio: So... HOT.
Sena: Keep it together now, Mimie. "Stopped and start pointing at something"
Sena: Look there. Mimie look, it's water. There's an oasis.
Mio: Wo... Wo-tah??
Random batch of Xenoblade Chronicles characters: Wotah.
Mio: Wotah !!! "Starts running"
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wotan

Wotan is the supreme god of Norse and Germanic mythology, god of wisdom and war, bringer of victory.
Bow down, for Wotan is your master now.
by SmokingTequila July 21, 2004
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Wota

A Wota is an obsessive fan of a Japanese idol or idol group. Wotas tend to fawn over groups such as AKB48, Hello! Project (Morning Musume, Berryz Koubou, C-ute), Idolling, Perfume, etc.
My best friend is Wota- he has a lot of Berryz Koubou's photobooks and all of their singles!
by AtomicLeah September 1, 2009
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wotan's wrath

Wotan is the norse God of Wind and known for his wind and his wrath:
Wotan's Wrath
- And hereby I have refuted you and every single one of your arguments. Do you have anything left to say in defense of your case?
- Suffer Wotan's WRATH! (farts)
by scornflakes - Ruben September 19, 2007
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