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A forum user who has gained a reputation for deranged trolling and abysmal grammar, and who now serves as comic relief. Popularized by the user wotad on the allkpop forums.
wotad: deasung and teayang are gud singers!
wotad by thetruthspeaks9091 December 14, 2012
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Acronym for Worship Of The Almighty Dollar. the unspoken but everpresent state religion of America. Regardless of the faith you may claim to adhere to, chances are that in this country you're really at least a crypto-wotad.

Wotads make decisions based on monetary assessment: Career choices, wardrobe, diet, lifestyle, friends, relationships and social milieu are all determined using the WOTAD viewpoint.

The U.S. government, with an interest in indoctrinating all citizens into becoming self-indulgent, ignorant, consuming meatbags, inculcates all members with WOTAD metascripts from birth, which has given the government a free hand in determining commercial policy without the messy input of it's citizens and promotes the wealth of the corporate masters by extolling an overarching obsession with buying, buying and more buying.
Jerry used to be a practicing buddhist, but after his graduation from Wharton, became the most craven follower of wotad.

Donald donates his free time to helping destitute cat owners, unlike some of his wotad friends like Jerry.
Wotad by graphicjer May 6, 2013
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wotacism 

n. The inability to properly pronounce the letter 'R'. (In one of the greatest, most insensitive fuck-yous built in to the English language, this would properly be spelled 'rhotacism', but anyone who suffers from it is doomed to mispronounce it.) Famous wotacists include Jonathan Ross ("Woss"), Elmer ("Elmuh") Fudd, and Homestar Runner ("Homestah Wunnuh").
"Stwong Bad? ...Stwong Bad, I bwought back yoh tape of old Mistuh Wizuhd's... Okay, I'll just leave it on the floh."

"Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm huntin' wabbits! Heh-heh-heh-heh!"

"Yes, I have a pwoblem pwonouning my 'ah's. It's called wotacism, look it up." "So what letter does that start with?" "FUCK you, that's what it stahts with."
wotacism by Zotmeister June 21, 2012
Water for some Xenoblade Chronicles characters.
Mio: So... HOT.
Sena: Keep it together now, Mimie. "Stopped and start pointing at something"
Sena: Look there. Mimie look, it's water. There's an oasis.
Mio: Wo... Wo-tah??
Random batch of Xenoblade Chronicles characters: Wotah.
Mio: Wotah !!! "Starts running"
Wotan is the supreme god of Norse and Germanic mythology, god of wisdom and war, bringer of victory.
Bow down, for Wotan is your master now.
wotan by SmokingTequila July 21, 2004
A Wota is an obsessive fan of a Japanese idol or idol group. Wotas tend to fawn over groups such as AKB48, Hello! Project (Morning Musume, Berryz Koubou, C-ute), Idolling, Perfume, etc.
My best friend is Wota- he has a lot of Berryz Koubou's photobooks and all of their singles!
Wota by AtomicLeah September 1, 2009

wotan's wrath

Wotan is the norse God of Wind and known for his wind and his wrath:
Wotan's Wrath
- And hereby I have refuted you and every single one of your arguments. Do you have anything left to say in defense of your case?
- Suffer Wotan's WRATH! (farts)
wotan's wrath by scornflakes - Ruben September 19, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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