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Worm Dick 

Just another everyday word for Penis. Clearly, making the point that the penis looks like a worm. An earthworm. To be specific, a naked earth worm Jim without the clothes.
Yeah man. Me and this chick were really hitting it off until she took me back and pulled out a worm dick.

I was so embarrassed I put my worm dick away and got out of there.

Well, did you bury your worm dick in her garden or what?!?
Worm Dick by NastyNallyy June 22, 2011
Words you can keep

Dick Worm 

The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.
Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.
Dick Worm by Vag640 April 25, 2009

Dick worm 

Finding a worm on the end of your dick after ass fucking him in your jail cell
"I was fucking this guy in jail", pulled out , and there was a "worm" on the end of my "dick". You gave me DICK WORM
Dick worm by Eastcoastynz August 7, 2021

DICK WORM 

can be used to describe literally anything or anyone or any action.
throw them dick worms up!
you are such a dick worm....
dick worms unite
DICK WORM by MAC September 15, 2004

Wormdicked 

Getting wormdicked is the act of having anal intercourse with someone, and a tapeworm/infectious parasite inside their anus attaches itself to your penis.
Yes Doctor, i was having sex with my girlfriend, who Wormdicked me.
Wormdicked by Leurper May 31, 2018

Wormdick 

One who is employed in the oilfield that lacks motivation, self respect, integrity, and knowledge of what the fuck is going on around him/ her. The person usually lets everyone else do their job for them. They NEVER apply any effort, and make up excuses to get out of working. Like: "I cant pull slips because I get dizzy when I look up" or "I feel wierd so I have to go home". Sometimes the person will stop applying effort, and let their coworkers suffer, and finish the job. Typically Rackers, or want to be cases.
Wyatt is such a wormdick. The fucker called Vere, and said he couldn't pull slips because he was getting dizzy.
Wormdick by anonymous May 11, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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