Workshiper 

A workshiper is a person who exhibits a puritanical veneration of labor. They see work as a religious calling, a privileged place within their community and a reason for their very existence, basically a means without an end. To them the concepts of idleness and hedonism are treated with a mixture of contempt and incomprehension. Mental illness is seen as a weakness or is disregarded altogether.

To a workshiper there's no such thing as "off the clock". They are what they do twenty-four seven, three sixty five.

Workshiper by hadoukentotheface July 28, 2020

cock worshipper

A man/woman who enjoys penises so much that they worship them. These people want cock in their mouth, in their hand, in their ass, all around them, etc. They are also obsessed with cum. To put it simply, a cock worshipper's whole life is dedicated to cock. They are an absolute slut for anything even related to cock.

Lucy: Yes, I am a cock worshipper... I want cock, I love cock, I adore cock, I obey cock, I submit to cock... Cock is my everything.

cock worshipper by zooboo September 21, 2016

power worshipper 

A Power worshipper is a human that worships power, be it money or rank

They believe the answer to success & fulfilment is to be nice to humans they think have similar or more power than themselves & cheat, screw, put down, ignore, lie & fib to people they think have less

They're Robin Hood in reverse - They take from the poor & give to the rich. Its one of the biggest religions in the world

They believe that whoever has less money or power than themselves should agree with everything they say and that they should agree with anyone who has more money or power than them

Its the opposite of church principles where they believe in worshipping goodness & truth

Abraham Lincoln said "To reveal a persons character, give them power"

Most power worshippers arent aware of themselves but theres a pattern to their actions that proves it

Some humans are light power worshipers & others are heavy power worshippers

Shes just another power worshipper

power worshipper by Tim H Allen June 24, 2016

Dog Worshippers 

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.

The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.

Dog Worshippers by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011

Crystal Worshiper 

A fruity person that subscribes to new age beliefs and worships cheap fake crystals.

Glenda sparked some grass, balanced the energy of her universe, then decided to mediate to wind chimes while focusing her thoughts on the cheap ass crystal she bought from Walmart.

Glenda is a crystal worshiper.

Crystal Worshiper by jdrubadub May 13, 2010

Easter Worshipper 

A politically correct euphemism used to refer to Christians physically violently attacked by terrorists not of the faith of Christianity, without having to acknowledge the facts that Christians can be victims of violence and that Non-Christians can be perpetrators of violence against Christians, thus preserving the narrative of intersectionality.

"On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka." - A former female presidential candidate who was fully backed by the mainstream media and by her openly socialist front runner "opponent" in the same political party, and still lost to a politically incorrect straight white christian male despised by the mainstream media.

Easter Worshipper by Some Purpledude April 22, 2019

drm worshipper

Any person who supports, does not have a problem with drm this includes pushing for new laws to mandate drm on products or supporting drm in any way. Anyone who buys protected content when there is an unprotected alternative available is also a drm worshipper.

Orrin asshatch, the european union, george w bush, fritz hollings, bill gates.

I caught sam downloading from iTunes, gawd shes such a drm worshipper

drm worshipper by towel401 August 5, 2004