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wooden horse

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview
yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that
by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019
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Wooden horse

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that
by Spicy_noodles April 24, 2019
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wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.
"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"
by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024
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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse
Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was
by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004
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