Wolverine Surprise 

Prior to intercourse, prepare a bag of neatly trimmed and/or shaven pubic hair and leave in the posession of a trusted accomplice. Have said accomplice hide in closet (with bag of pubic hair at ready.) Invite a lady friend and proceed to commit hideous sexual acts (e.g. rusty trombone). Following ejaculation upon facial region, have accomplice promptly emerge from closet and disperse pubic hair over ejaculate-covered area. In chorus, shout "Wolverine!". Bask in the glory of your successfully executed Wolverine Surprise.

"Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"

Wolverine Surprise by Daveyboi January 30, 2008

The Wolverine Stamp of Approval 

When an event is so epic and filled with badassery that the great mutant Wolverine would consider it worthy of approval, it gets The Wolverine Stamp of Approval.

Guy: He just drove a car off of a roof into a burning building. Did he earn The Wolverine Stamp of Approval?

Wolverine: …

Guy: Well, he was also shooting terrorists at the time.

Wolverine: …

Guy: …

Wolverine: *Nod*

The Wolverine Stamp of Approval by Atren Graves August 11, 2010

Wolverine State 

The Wolverine State is MICHIGAN. The wolverine (Gulo luscus) is very rare in Michigan, so much so that many have challenged the truth of them ever having been native to the state at all. However, wolverines are solitary hunters with vast territories, so they are not very abundant ANYWHERE. Alaska, Canada, and the northernmost regions of Europe and Asia give them the vast wilderness they require to survive.

There has been enough recent video proof of the wolverine's existence in the state of Michigan, by the Department of Conservation, and the mainstream news media, to substantiate the pioneer's proclamation of Michigan as the Wolverine State (especially as compared to the rest the "Lower 48").

The wolverine is a slow runner compared to many animals its size, but, it has extreme endurance and can run down just about anything over the vast, wide open tundra of the Great North. The wolverine simply chases until its intended victim collapses from exhaustion.

Wolverine State by U. L. Gibbons July 23, 2006

Wolverine Special 

the wolverine special is the act of eating a girls vagina so that you will get facial hair like marvel character wolverine

Oh god Jennifer Lopez can sit on my face all day and cum on it and give me a wolverine special.

Wolverine Special by Dero1994 January 23, 2011

Wolverine Squadron X 

The top squadron of wolverine-minded individuals. A secret society. The best of the best. The ultimate club.

Wolverine Squadron X!!! Assemble!!!!

Wolverine Squadron X by Wolverine Squadron X Member January 24, 2008

snow wolverine

A white guy that dates black girls! Much like snow bunny a white girl that dates black guys

Damn, white boy got all the hood girls, nigga is a snow wolverine

snow wolverine by 50shadezofgayy September 20, 2016

I'd take the wolverines 

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.

"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"

I'd take the wolverines by probably pete December 19, 2006