Similar to cock blocked, being wokblocked is when you stay up to late playing Call of Duty(CoD) or a similar game and the Asians, notoriously great video game players, half way around the word wake up to destroy your kill/death ratio.
Tom: "Oh, dude you just got totally wokblocked"
Jack: "Yea man, I think it's time to go to bed."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).