I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

I fuck with that

It means that you like it and vibe with it. It’s to show how you vibe with something a lot.

“Do you like hello kitty?”
“Hell yeah! I fuck with that”

by Itsdaspoonman October 16, 2022

i hate kids

Kids that cry after getting hit when they started the fight first

Kid- *hits/slaps* "haha!!"
Other person- *hits/slaps back*

Kid- *balls their eyes out*
Other person- *this is why i hate kids*

by StaleGreenTaki August 3, 2023

mat i butikken

4523 undergrunnen
When your happy and feeling good you can say Mat i Butikken

Dette var så mat i butikken

by meitafeita4523 October 24, 2017

mat i butikken

when something is ultranice
4523

ÅÅÅ SÅÅÅ MAT I BUTIKKEN

by gizzegazz November 7, 2017

I speel god

it was created when "johnPlayz the best gamer pro really famous good" accidentally said "I speel god" instead of I spell good.

Hey Bro, I speel god, do you speel god?

by LegendBoattt September 1, 2022

i hate anime

Everything that can be sumarised to anything similar to "i hate anime";

Meaning 1: i am very depressed, please end my suffering

Meaning 2: i am dead inside

Useage 1:

John: i hate anime!
Jack: then go kill yourself

Alt usage 1:
John: i hate anime!
Jack: ohno please call suicide hotline before you do something stupid

Usage 2:
John: i hate anime!
Max: me to mate, me to

Alt usage 2:
John: i hate anime!
Someone else: you can just say you're dead inside the normalway man

by Fiercefires March 13, 2019