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Windham, NH 

An oasis consisting of New Hampshire's 13,000 most privileged residents. In the past 20 years, nearly all of the town's development has been carried out for one single goal: to keep anyone making a salary under $90,000 out. As one would expect, "Windhamite" children have reputations for being rich brats. Almost every single Windham family owns more than one house, more than four cars, a few four-wheelers, a boat, and a country club membership. The new Windham High School gives each of its students free macbooks as part of their "21st century learning" curriculum.
Person 1: Man, Chelsea sure is a spoiled bitch.

Person 2: Yeah, that's 'cause she's from Windham, NH.
Windham, NH by NoMoreMoney September 27, 2010
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Windham, NH 

Windham New Hampshire is an elitist breeding town located in southern new hampshire exit 2 when your get into New Hampshire. Inhabitants are known for their extreme wealth and spoiling their kids with everything imaginable. Kids in Windham are known to drive expensive cars and blow all sorts of cash on crazy things like helicopters to the prom, BMW M series and cocaine. Windham has latley become infested with drugs due to its Surroundings of Lawerence, Lowell Ma, Pelham, and salem all of which could be considered ghettos by many standards. Windham also boasts a beautiful golf course which only the most elite from New Hampshire tend to play.
"Your from Windham, NH?"

"yea so what dawg"
"why are u dressed so ghetto riding around in a BMW, Whereing burberry?"

Cuz im ballin'!
Windham, NH by drpkeit August 18, 2010

Windham NH 

Windham NH is place with many self-important people who have moved up from Massachusettes bringing with them all their wants but no money. They sold their overpriced houses in Mass and bought even more overpriced McMansions in Windham that they can't afford. Their main activity is figuring out how to spend taxpayer monies so they can let socialist teachers raise their kids. Windham's electrical infrastructure is one of the poorest in the state, with long term blackouts a common occurrence. They have a new town park that is used by more out-of-staters than locals. Windham's industrial tax base consists of gas stations and donut shops with an occasional dry cleaner that have caused so many new traffic lights to be installed that what used to take 5 minutes to get thru now takes 30. The town does have the old townie clicke that keeps to itself and still thinks it's in charge but in actuality the school system controls and bankrupts the town. The town does have a pond that used to be quaint but is now so overpopulated that the water quality is one of the poorest in the state and invasive weeds are starting to choke it and with New Hampshire's subjective property 'view tax' some cottages on the pond have a tax bill that is greater than the value of it. In short Windham is infested with spoiled Gen Xers and Gen Yers who were raised to spend other people's money all the while believing they are rich.
Windham NH ain't what they think it is.
Windham NH by Harry Obrian November 26, 2011
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