The Winchester Whistler is defined as follows: Two partners bare buttocks are each clenched together as tightly as possible whilst being pressed against each other's buttocks. Once maximum pressure has been achieved, each person releases flatulence at the exact same moment creating a "whistling" sound as the flatus escapes through the tightly sealed spaces.
"My, Harold, my buttcheeks certainly feel sore from that winchester whistler last night."
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Also known as Funchestah, the main event is the senior prom.
A Winchesterian (one from Winchester, MA)-"We dont like Wootizzy."
by bertherdenug October 6, 2005
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A word to describe a story or fact that has gone way too far or that has been changed so many times its obviously fake but people seem to still be amazed by it and belive it.
1; Dude, I heard John went and blew up his car then jumped off his roof!

2; What? Are you serious man? Thats so canal winchester its not even funny
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Canal Winchester is in the middle of nowhere and it sucks. Here is a brief overview:

Canal Winchester High School's mascot is the Indians, and their colors are maroon and white. The high school offers many college prep and AP courses. New elementary schools, a new wing of the high school, and a new junior high school have all been built since 2000. In athletics they are best known for their basketball, track, cross country, cheerleading, and volleyball teams, all of which compete at the Division 2 level. In recent years the school has produced two Wendy's High School Heisman State Finalists in Greg Guiler and Andy Rhinehart, an award to the state's best high school student athletes.

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Dean Winchester is one of the stars on the hit-show Supernatural, and he cares for his brother, Sammy more than anything. Dean lives his life wearing leather jackets, flannel, and eating pie. Dean and Sam were born in Lawrence, Kansas when their mom burned on the ceiling, and they begun their life of Saving People, Hunting Things, the Family Business. Later on, Dean met the angel, Castiel. Castiel and Dean share a very profound bond, that is sure to result in sex.
I just saw Dean Winchester take down a hellhound!

Dean Winchester is eating pie in the kitchen.

Can’t Dean Winchester and Castiel just get a room?
by Supernatural Addiction March 30, 2020
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Person 1: Who's Dean Winchester?

Person 2: I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

Person 1: relatable
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A place where as of 2019, Brewdog lies. It's first canal boat floated through in 1831.
Canal Winchester is my hometown.
by Ctrl W. March 4, 2019
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