Morris

To tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment)

I thought I was gonna kick his ass, but he morrised me and I totally scored with that chick.

by Oengus June 25, 2011

morris

To pick up all the cash and pay by credit card when dining with a group at a restaurant.

Dudes, I'm short on cash so I'm going to morris the bill

by Julia Buftowski June 21, 2006

Morris

An ass of epic standings. An ass that makes crowds turn, women cry tears of jealousy and men jizz in their pants. A supreme mixture of all that is wanted in a woman's ass.

Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was up and out of my seat following her in a daze.

Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.

by Nathan Steel November 2, 2011

Morris

A term used for a penis

Did you get your morris wet today?

by Alex and Emma :D November 29, 2006

morris

a scum bag, loser, ass hole, or just anyone who is acting like a poser. they are usually mean and try to impress others. They usually hang on the coat tails of the popular kids

that Morris is pissing me off. he is a total chode

by huhhuh1 April 13, 2008

Morris

The act of ejaculation on a females sphincter then slurping it up and spitting it into her mouth

So I was with a hooker last night and I totally gave her the morris

by cherokee rat July 1, 2010

Morris

Answer to question that means neither true, nor false.

Anonymous Friend:
"Hey Jimmy, did you put true or false for the answer to question five on that test?"

Jimmy:
"Actually, I couldn't make up my mind, so I put MORRIS."

by ELJoe March 9, 2009