A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier
Female: "That guys such a Michael Page it disgusts me"
by 8288 July 14, 2017
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Probably the smoothest being alive also the cutest. Genuinely can’t find a man like an ant page.
“Hey did you Ant Page?”
Yeah he’s so hot
by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021
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Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.
“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”
by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021
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People aren’t allowed to like what she did... So sayeth the god of fraud JeepJorp Peepeestones!
JeepJorp Peepeestones “You’re not allowed to like what Ellen page did! That’ll make other people like it! That should be condemned! Because my fuck trophies are how I justify imposing my will on others! Hurray, Team Breeders! It doesn’t matter that I’m a fraud! People just keep letting me do it so how is it wrong? Just like that other guy.”
by Hym Iam October 30, 2022
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