v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.
"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"
by BartelbyJones August 21, 2011
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An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill
by Da shredder February 9, 2007
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You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.
by ramborami December 29, 2016
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fuck you Amand you dumb fucking bitch. I trusted you, I loved you. i wish you were never my wife. fuck you, you piece of shit. I wanted to have a family, and you just go and do that with Roy, I should have never trusted you. I'll never love again
by George bush 67 September 26, 2020
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person one:hey my wife stopped working
person two: you mean your dishwasher?
by lumined March 31, 2018
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A bitch who does all the work in house and cooks for you because your to tired of "working all day" to do it.
Hey you fucken bitch ass wife, make me a sandwich plz:)
by Dirty Daddy Dinosaur November 29, 2019
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