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Whose house!? 

A phrase randomly shouted out at bars when an intoxicated person is having more fun than previously thought possible. (Typical response would be "LeMieux's House!" screamed loud enough to make the weenie looking guy sitting next to you spill his beer)
Crazy drunken guy: "WHOSE HOOOOOOUSE!?"

Crazy drunken group of people: "LEMIEUX'S HOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!"
Whose house!? by JTS December 19, 2003
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Chinese Whore House 

a particularaly loose term used to describe how obnoxious a house (and/or mailbox) can look from the exterior after repainting it.
My brother's first home looks like a Chinese Whore House now that he has sold it and it has been repainted.

Chinese Whore House 

My younger brother's first home. What can I say??? A place where all your wishes come true. One can (and has) enjoyed many a good time at this fine house of ill repute.
If you ever visit Chino Hills, you must stop by the one and only, world famous Chinese Whore House for pleasure long time!!

Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

Hotter then a whore house on nickel night 

1) Being unbearably hot or humid, to the point of complaining and whining.
Fade: Dam man this place is hotter then a whore house on nickel night!
The Buddy: I know someone needs to crank on the AC

hot as a whore house on dollar night 

As the expression implies, a very warm/hot place. This effectively communicates that it's uncomfortably hot, just as a whorehouse would be from the droves of people who would show up for "dollar night."
Sam: Why is it so warm in here. Dinner will cost us $100 each; you'd think they can afford air conditioning!

Nora: Yeah, it's hot as a whore house on dollar night.

whole house freeze 

The name of an awesome song by underground DJ MC Esoteric . You are most likely to hear this at a party with a bunch of hipster-esque kids. Sheer genius.
All of a sudden, you hear everyone shout "Whole House Freeze!" and you know you're at the place to be.
whole house freeze by shesaysso February 15, 2010
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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