Where's me

What someone says when they are extremely disorientated or in extreme panic.

Person 1: I had a bad nightmare last night.
Person 2: Yea I did too, I woke up saying Where's me!
Person 1: Yea I didn't know where me was either.

by Mintok The Destroyer November 23, 2009

Where's me

Where are/where is my...?
Liverpool dialect, usually run together to make one continuous sound: "weezme"

Lad, where's me car? Deffo left it here. Heavy if that's been nicked.

by Grenbish November 15, 2021

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

But then, where is the real me, after all is said and done? Oh, there is no real me. I guess that's it.

A quote, from the anime , serial experiments lain (YOU SHOULD WATCH IT!!) she is lain. We are. Lain LAIN LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!!

But then, where is the real me, after all is said and done? Oh, there is no real me. I guess that's it. I only exist inside of those people aware of my existence.

by Kyoukabsd June 2, 2023

whore's measure

The length of a man's penis, measured along the top.

My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".

by Pseudonym February 2, 2005

oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.

British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.

by J.Tuna May 13, 2023

Whore Again Thot Smell

When your girlfriend smells like a locker room or is at least trying to cover up the stench of her infidelity unsuccessfully.

I caught a whiff of that unforgettable aroma, you know that whore again thot smell.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020