An expression commonly mistaken with "what's the haps", What is you up to is the complete opposite. The expression simply means to wonder as to what activities another individual is partaking in at any given moment.
brotha:YO, what is you up to
hommie:just chillin with some peeps.
brotha: fly!
by SLICK MOTHA April 17, 2006
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A question asked mostly by radio/TV personality/talk-show host Bill O'Reilly. It means, "What do you think?" or "What are your feelings on the subject?" Variation: What say ye?
Bill O'Reilly to caller: "What say you?"
Caller: "I say you're full of shit, Bill!"
by Bill O'Reilly April 19, 2004
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Only the awesomest phrase that all the cool people use to ask "what are you doing?" And "where are you going?" At the same time.
Hey what are you going bro?
by Lime is awesome February 5, 2018
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Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM. aka one of the most badass responses to a question.
Bully: Dude, what are you five?
Kid: Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM!
by peeface har December 19, 2017
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This phrase is a form of trash talk commonly used while shouting at really bad kids, who quite frankly, dont know what they are doing.

Usually associated with Halo 3, where you completely rape the other team. Tsquared asks Walshy it all the time.
"WALSHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WE JUST GOT 25 UNCONTESTED SECONDS IN THE MIDDLE!!!"

"OGRE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
by Butterrzz December 3, 2009
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When somebody is talking low, gets off topic of the conversation, has random outburst, or says something you don't like, this phrase is used.


Boy1: "Man i wanna get laid tonight.."

Boy2: "Man i know these girls down the street if ya'll down"

Boy3: "Have you guys ever noticed that my nose was big?"

Boy1&2: "Mah nigga what is you sayin?"
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after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched
by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022
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