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Whack the haggis
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Glaswegian term for the vigorous
two handed
option of
masturbation
while watching
reflection
in mirror.
Eg '' Hamish
decided
to 'whack the haggis' when his mother
walked in
with the
coco pops
...''
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November 29, 2009
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