Whack the Bear Share definition Flag Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair. "I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe." "What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!" Whack the Bear by Shinobura April 10, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Whack the Bear mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch