Wet Suit

The act of getting head in the shower. Derives from "Tailored- getting your penis sucked while standing" Here, instead of getting "tailored" you receive a "wet suit".

Hater #1: "Did you hear? Jenny gave Dan a wet-suit yesterday!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
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Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"

by shawtbusshawty October 25, 2010

wet suit

When a girl's pussy is both wet and tight. used for all ages of women.

frank: how was your night with melissa?
tom: man, it was awesome! she gave me the wet suit. i didn't need lube or anything!
frank: an old hag like her? damn!
tom: nothing like a good wet suit!

by meow meow kitty kitty November 5, 2009

Wet-suit

The consensual sexual act of hollowing out your lover and wearing the skin as a wet-suit.

All attempts at wet-suitting have ended in 100% death rate for both participates

Oh I am sooo going to wet-suit you tonight.

by The faggot king January 19, 2015

wet suit syndrome

Any act that makes you feel good, but is unlikely to be noticed by anyone.

See Voting.

Jack: Did you vote yesterday?

Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.

Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

willy wet suit

condom. like wetsuits for your willy

"hey baby i'm gonna put a willy wet suit on cos i don't want your venerial diseases, ok?"

by bad mofo April 16, 2005

Wiener Wet Suit

Synonym for condom

I was going to sling it to Shelly the whore, but I didn't bring any wiener wet suits for protection.

by WombatInCombat February 13, 2009

awkward wet suit

level 4 of the "Levels of Awkward". originally an alternate for level 3's "awkward snowsuit" for people who lived in California, and had never worn a snow suit. awkward wet suit was upgraded to its' own level when it was realized that wet suits are awkward in a completey different, and greater way then snow suits.

person 1: one time at I-Hop...this girl peed on herself, in the booth, right next to me. and by that i do not mean, in the booth next to me...i meant DIRECTLY next to me, on the SAME BENCH...and she was 23!!
person 2: that's SO awkward wet suit! and...i was probably more like 22...

by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007