Weed that Is up spoken, or hyped up and has a magazine quality look but when burned has little, to no satisfaction.
My boy sold me some magazine weed and this shit sucks. I’ve had better.
by DementedShroom November 30, 2020
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refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.
Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.
by jupiterking October 28, 2020
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When you're out of marijuana and don't have the money to buy more
Dude, I'm so weed broke, that I searched for roaches and scraped my grinders just to have something to smoke.
by Koolbluegirl January 14, 2019
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Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs

1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.
Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!
by MoonFire1985 April 16, 2021
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A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.
Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.
by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016
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when the weed smells to dank g its stink weed
hey bro that’s some stink weed”.
by carter picklebarry May 28, 2021
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