Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?
Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.
The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:
Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?
Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.
The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:
Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?
Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018
Someone who builds and lives their life around doing fuckall or as little as fucking possible. Examples of such behaviour include dropping clubs or classes, treating tutorials as spares, only doing the score sheet one instead of twice, and handing in assignments and labs a week late ever fucking time.
by jzac May 07, 2019
by bforbenjamin January 30, 2020
by Evryone has namb November 19, 2020
A boi or a man who is a complate dick head. He is involved in pointless activities and go on as if he is good when he is not!!. You dont even want to be near them
by Fayola September 13, 2006
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

