A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
by josh-e-smith September 3, 2017
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YOO??BITCH HE ABM WHAT YOU EXPECTED !!
BUT HE CAN DANCE THO

FEELME!!
by Waltbitvh December 20, 2016
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Verb. Used when a male with an extremely small penis rapidly attacks the butthole of another male, with fast repetitive motions reminiscent of a Dewalt hammer drill. Typically lasts less than 12 seconds.
He drew-walted his friend into for all of 8 seconds before he fell asleep.
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