Living Wallpaper

A term for a Person who has not enough substance or popularity to to set of a motion detector.

Dude, isn't that Living Wallpaper?

by The iRan February 4, 2009

wallpaper pants

Pants printed with a print typically associated with wallpaper, such as flowers or a busy design. Typically preferred by the fashionable set, and teenagers.

Girl 1: Get a look at those wallpaper pants!
Girl 2: OMG, they're blinding.

by halsiebalsie July 30, 2012

scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

by Julio Mendez March 20, 2008

Wallpaper View

If something just looks too good that it seems to be unreal. Think of those common wallpapers on your desktop. The ones with palms, beaches and beautiful landscapes, or of those skylines etc.

*Dan is posting a picture of a beautiful lonely island (where he actually is)*
John: are you kidding me? this looks sooo awesome!
Dan: i know, right? when i arrived there i was unable to move because of that WALLPAPER VIEW! it just looked to good to be true.

(Sorry for my english :( -not a native speaker)

by Kota.Thomas June 16, 2011

wallpaper gig

A musical performance intended to merely enhance the ambiance of a social function, rather than to directly enertain an attentive audience (i.e. dinner music).

"How'd the gig go last night?" / "I kept fucking up, but it was a wallpaper gig, so nobody noticed..."

by The DA August 8, 2006

stare at the wallpaper

when you take a shit without reading material. staring at the wall in front of you is pretty much all you can do, unless you can beat one out with the smell of your own poo

There were some old issues of Modern Bride, so I just decided to stare at the wallpaper.

by Ace-Money April 29, 2008

Hanging wallpaper

Verb. To vigorously have a sexual encounter with heavy male & female action. . . in this case the "Male" grabs his "female" partner and places her against the wall and proceeds to thrust in-n'-out of her vagina gracefully while holding both his hands on her butt in a cupping figure for support.

Thus the Hanging of wallpaper is achieved...

E.g; homie calls you " Yo, Dex, we gotta be on the plane in a hour. Where da hall are you?!"

You text back "Can't be messed wit' atm I'm "Hanging wallpaper" @ Shelby's pad right now. Ttyl ;)."

by NumberOneKangaroo January 9, 2017