A school in Sussex County, New Jersey that is filled with smelly rednecks, assholes and wannabe bullies. The desks smell like the janitors wipe their assholes all over it and the bullies are too pussy to say anything to your face so they will just post mean stuff about you behind a screen but act like a bitch when you confront them. If you're thinking of going to this school don't. Just stick to home schooling. You're better off and you'll still make friends.
Jimmy: Hey, I'm thinking of going to Wallkill Valley Regional High School
Mel: Don't man. I heard that school is horrifying.
Mel: Don't man. I heard that school is horrifying.
by Jimmy1996 September 5, 2017
A wasteland.
by Hello I Want To Die November 6, 2017
Four year regional public high school in Sussex County New Jersey (refer to n.\dirty jerzey). Where kids from Hardyston, Franklin, Ogdensburg and Hamburg, grades 9-12 study from a wide range of programs including potsmoking 101, fag-a-nomatry, drug dealing literature, AP dblocking, gay YELLOW VDUB auto shop, and penis graffiti visual arts. Rated one of the worst schools in the world because of its scumbag to do-good student ratio of 126:1, and most kids drop out anyway.... who cares. The schools alma matter is "when in doubt, pound it out".
JOE: " so you're from Wallkill Valley regional high school, aye?"
REESE: "yeah, i graduated with a degree in erectile engineering, and minored in fake rasta comp."
REESE: "yeah, i graduated with a degree in erectile engineering, and minored in fake rasta comp."
by jizzyjim57 January 16, 2012