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Known for onions and the penitentiary. Also a town for males that are uneducated, druggies, alcoholics, abusers, and unemployed. There are a few lucky men who don't fit that category, but good luck finding them. Finding a good, honest, hard working man in walla walla is finding a needle in a haystack.
Ashley: "all my ex's are evil and no good!"

Whitney: "Duh, they're all from Walla Walla."
by lifestylegirli April 02, 2009
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"The town so nice, they named it twice." A small town tucked away near the Southeastern corner of Washington. Mostly known for onions, wine, a penitentiary, and Whitman College. The town is mixed in terms of political ideology with a strong presence of both conservatives and liberals. All around, a great place to live. Walla Walla means "Place of Many Waters" due to Walla Walla's proximity to the Columbia River and Snake River.
Person 1: Hey, have you been to Walla Walla?

Person 2: Yeah, isn't it great?

Person 1: Well, it is the town so nice that they named it twice...
by The Walla Wallan April 03, 2011
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A place where genders wars are apparently still prevalent.

Also, home to a very beautiful downtown, and wine tasting.
Trish: Even though I'm 25, I still hate boys, they're so gross

Kyle: Koodies? LOL WTF

Only in Walla Walla, man :s
by ROBERTMOTHERFUCKER November 04, 2010
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An area of concetrated paradox in the south eastern corner of washington. Whats usually considered cruel and unusual in most civilized towns, is normal for walla walla.
Unlike normal girls, the girls found in walla walla are really the incarnation of dictators/leaders from the past such as Hitler, Stalin, and Napolean. Sometimes the paradox is so strong that it effects surrounding areas.
Robert: Dude, this new Paris Hilton cd pwnz!

Brad: No dude, thats walla walla playing tricks on your mind again.

Robert: =/
by Robertz0r August 23, 2006
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99% of the girls in this town are only attracted to jerks and abuse nice guys. this town is the source of most drama in the world today. walla walla is said to be the new california. its full of butt wipes who dont give people their ds's back :@. this town is practically a retirement home. the only fun things to do is walk around and play video games. the girls in this town consist of demons, soulless creatures, and reincarnated dictators. walla walla is cruel and sacrifices live children to the government for taxes. the chances of getting a girl in walla walla is about the chance of finding a 100 dollar bill on the ground once a day for 10 years.
to get a girl in walla walla you have to be a complete jerk

kyle: dude walla walla sucks weenies :@
robert: nah dude
robert: it bites them =/
by kyl3ex0r September 23, 2007
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A small town in South Eastern Washington. Best known for its sweet onions, wine, penetentiory and Seventh-day Adventists. Walla Walla is known as a college town containing Walla Walla Community College, Whitman College and on the outskirts, Walla Walla University. The average population is college students and elderly people. The weather in Walla Walla is either hot or foggy. If you're looking for a small town feel, this is the place to go.
June: Hey, lets go meet some guys in Walla Walla.

Sally: Ya! I LOVE them bad boys!
by Jessica Tracy Martin December 12, 2008
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An extreamly small and boring town ment only for old retirement people, farmers and college kids. Known most for, wino's, wine, onions, farmers, coleges (such as Walla Walla Community College, Walla Walla University, and Whitman College),the Penitentiary, stupid tourists who have nothing better to do and apparently jerky souless females. Also a song by The Offspring.
Charlie - I love Walla Walla it's the $hit!

Mark - so you love wine, whores and prisoners?
by Sernute December 28, 2008
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