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Walkley

- Usually a fantastic writer

- Very attractive

- Tall with long legs
Wow did you read Walkley's paper?

Yeah! It was awesome and damn Walkley is attractive, tall and has super long legs!
by 0987l July 15, 2011
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Arianna Walkley

Massive hoe, has a bicycle seat chin
by unoReverseCard December 16, 2018
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Kingsley Walkley

A skilled master of raping who watches porn on a Saturday night.
You don’t want to mess with Kingsley Walkley
Get near him and you’ll start feeling horny
by PaCmAnTrOlLeR21 September 9, 2019
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James Walkley

A sexy young man, with a penis the size of a bus and can rape any girl/boy in his path.
by IFUCKINGHATECHINKS September 12, 2022
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walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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Walleye Crue

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!
by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008
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Walleye Militia

An organized force that is raised from a civil population in order to protect our lake and river systems for future generations.
I still can’t believe Johnny, the founder of the walleye militia, can’t fish for shit.
by TheWalleyeGuy February 18, 2020
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