Take the waddle off
that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
by little man87 March 25, 2016
by Flakey Niblet July 11, 2017
Cabby waddle occurs in London taxi drivers due to their lack of movement over years of siting and spouting racist, sexist and homophobic bullshit to their passengers while taking the longest route possible.
by I asked Mavis but she farted July 29, 2021
Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.
John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face
by sdfern1 May 4, 2010
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often used for penguins when they walk... but when iiiiii use it i often use it for my self because im stupid
i go waddle waddle
by kydence March 31, 2019
by Todobeggins October 1, 2021