WPF 

Phrase for When Pigs Fly, meaning something is impossible

Someday I'll be rich, WPF

WPF by 66tornadoes December 13, 2016

WPF 

short for Weird Penis Fetish

A person who enjoys a weird penis fetish such as split, subincision or some other form of genital bisection.
"Man do you suffer from a WPF!"

WPF by Adam Asoobmas November 6, 2008

WPF 

White People Freedom - used to refer to the insane amount of freedom white kids have compared to most other races.

Rajesh: My parents would absolutely kill me if I went to a party! They don't want me anywhere around drugs or alcohol
Blake: Bro, my parents BUY me my alc and force me to go out
Rajesh: thats some fucking WPF man

WPF by EkkoBotz February 22, 2024

WPF (White People Food)

Otherwise known as the acronym to "White People Food".
It's common for the internet to make fun of Caucasian people for having traditionally bland food. This knowledge is either acquired from word of mouth or personal experience.

Victims of WPF suffer from a chronic sensitivity to spices and sugar. Most are susceptible to denial. Treatment for WPF reintegration is a minority friend willing to support them through the harrowing journey of beginning to eat real food. Some cases may never be cured, however.
If you have a friend suffering from eating too much WPF, call the WPF hotline to assist them immediately and help them regain a life of vibrance and cultural connection

Example 1
Rick:" Morty...Get me to a hospital Morty"
Morty: "Wh- Rick why what's wrong?!"
Rick:"I just got a taste of WPF"

Example 2
Emily: "Hey! Why don't you stay for dinner, my mom's cooking right now!"
Omar: "Pass. I'm tryna cut back on my WPF (White People Food)"

WPF (White People Food) by thedog shit on your front lawn April 27, 2023

WPF'ing 

White People Fucking; The act of performing coitus in a stereotypically white manner, such as being awkward in certain situations (see: Queefing), and generally performing terribly with a disappointing finish.

Dude, she was so dissatisfied with ma WPF'ing.

WPF'ing by Zamps July 31, 2017

wpfl

stands for Wolf Pack For Life (WPFL)

closing statement, often affixed to a text message or email. used to signify a strong friendship/bond, like a tightly knit wolf pack, where each person looks out for the others.

Pinky:today was awesome, but i gotta get some homework done, i'll talk to you later
Brain:yeah, i had a pretty amazing day as well, can't wait for this weekend

Pinky:for sure, good times will be had, later, WPFL
Brain:alright, have a good one, WPFL!!!

wpfl by pb foot September 24, 2010

WPFT 

WPFT -----> Wrong Phrase For Time
When some one speaks about something randomly that doesn't relate to the specific topic others are talking about .

David : Seriously that suck , I mean go get a life

Adam : She's hot

David : Dude , That's just WPFT ! I don't care if she is hot .. she is annoying

Adam : My Bad !

WPFT by You know me :) August 25, 2009