Windows 95

The a e s t h e t i c operating system. Hits you hard with nostalgia when you hear the start-up jingle.

Nerd 1: Yo, I just upgraded to Windows 10, and it's amazing!
Nerd 2: Pfft! Does it sound like this when you start it up? *Plays The Windows Sound from Windows 95*
Nerd 1: Wow! I need to ditch this garbage and get that instead!

by orange_husky April 04, 2020

Windows 95

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition.

A new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its Windows 95 operating system.

by Severin Victor May 04, 2004

windows 95

used to refer to an annoying old person. It is similar in meaning to "grandpa"/"grandma", usually exclaimed in frustration or anger.

"WTF? Windows 95 over there keeps putting candies in the tip jar."

by truthorderrida November 10, 2013

Windows 95

Four words, Blue screen of Death

Windows crashed again??

by bOb_the Definer April 17, 2005

Windows 95

The worst operating system ever made.

My windows 95 crashed 95 times a day.

by noone November 02, 2003

Windows 95

The staple the held Windows ME together.
Cause of many crashes.
AKA. My first OS

Ouch dude I can’t believe you use Win 95

by Id November 08, 2004

Windows 95

The worst Operating System a PC could ever possibly run.

by relaxed May 27, 2003