Wedding gown 

A gown worn by a woman on her wedding day.

See also: wedding dress.

"Who designed your wedding gown?"
"Alfred Angelo. It's style number 1797."

Wedding gown by JaaagMan December 31, 2011

wet fart in a wedding gown 

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

wet fart in a wedding gown by Pipistrello December 26, 2005