A state that looks like a dead turkey, is divided by every weather map on TV, has one of the largest malls on the east coast, does not have incestuous lovers, (that'd be West Virginia if you're into that kind of thing.), is full of people who, like me, aren't shotgun owning old men, and has diverse wildlife and natural attractions. We don't have southern accents unless we're right on the southern border, no one says "OMG VIRGINIA VAGINAAAA!" unless they're under the age of eight, we don't hump our uncles, and we don't shoot trespassers, believe it or not.
Young Virginian: HEY, ZOMG VIRGINIA VAGINA!
Adolescent Virginian: Hey, I've never humped my uncle.
Middle Aged Virginian: Hey, my kids aren't the product of myself and my brother.
Elderly Virginian: Hey, if you hop on my lawn I won't shoot you in a moonshine-induced haze.
Inconsiderrate and immature UrbanDictionary user: HEY, LOL VIRGINIA SOUNDS LIKE VAGINA AND DEY FORNICATE WID DERE UNCLEZ IN VIRGINIA LAWLZLZLWLZL!!!!!!!1
Adolescent Virginian: Hey, I've never humped my uncle.
Middle Aged Virginian: Hey, my kids aren't the product of myself and my brother.
Elderly Virginian: Hey, if you hop on my lawn I won't shoot you in a moonshine-induced haze.
Inconsiderrate and immature UrbanDictionary user: HEY, LOL VIRGINIA SOUNDS LIKE VAGINA AND DEY FORNICATE WID DERE UNCLEZ IN VIRGINIA LAWLZLZLWLZL!!!!!!!1
by HAYYYYvirginia June 16, 2007
by Shrek will live dood June 16, 2018
An American state that is the most divided, the north part of the state is filled with your typical liberal feminist Karen. the south part is more white hillbilly redneck carrying a shotgun on me 24/7, Republican type of people. Minorities are invading the Northern part of the state, so many Blacks, Asians and Hispanics . This state is also very bipolar as fuck, people here switch up in less than a second on fucking everything.
Virginia is for bipolars.
by kingknb July 18, 2020
by Transboycory October 1, 2020
Isn't that your Virginia
by Thedefgiver2929 July 12, 2019
West Virginia gets all the hype about the Blue Ridge Mountains and creating little incest monsters in those BR Mountains when really that happens in Virginia. Why you think West Virginia left Virginia, that and because we didn't want no part of Slavery.
"dumb ass" hern hern ur a West Virginian u blue ridge mountain cousin fucker--
"Wv" Blue ridge mountains are in Virginia dumb ass
"Wv" Blue ridge mountains are in Virginia dumb ass
by GreenMonstar September 11, 2009
*The first state of the United States, and therefore the state containing Washington DC, the nation's capital. Easily a state with more history than any other in the nation.
*An appropriate slang term for "vagina".
*An appropriate slang term for "vagina".
"Where can I find the Pentagon or the White House?"
"Virginia."
"I loked up fart and one of the definitions was talking about "fart from the virginia", so I got so inspired to define Virginia."
-me
"Virginia."
"I loked up fart and one of the definitions was talking about "fart from the virginia", so I got so inspired to define Virginia."
-me
by Dave October 19, 2004