da vinci code

A book written by contreversial author Dan Brown. Although it has a good plot this book is not very well written. It is written exactly like a movie, for example, on the back a review says " Wow...Blockbuster perfection". Blockbuster. As in MOVIES! WHy didnt he write a movie script instead of a book? An how the f*** can you fit 105 chapters+epilogue and prologue into a 600 page book!?!? It's just stupid!

person1: i read this book the other day. It sucked!
person2: how much?
person1: well it didnt suck as much as the Da Vinci Code...but it was pretty close

by The Harry August 19, 2006

the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your MOM May 19, 2006

Da Vinci Code

To slander by making sensational s*** up. (i.e. to go Da Vinci Code)

Don't make me go Da Vinci Code on your a**.

by leonardoman May 25, 2006

da Vinci Code

Hella great book. You ing Christian wankers need to go get head from your mom.

Die ing christian s!!!

by Militant Liberal March 20, 2005

Leonardo Da Vinci

cool ass guy, an arist.
Belonged to a cult, and was gay.
Read the Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, fag.

Read the fucking Da Vinci Code.

I m a g a n g s t a.

by fff May 4, 2004

da Vinci Code'd

slang term meaning to reveal a hidden or unknown truth, though the term may be used sarcastically, being used when something obvious is stated.

derived from the Dan Brown novel, The Da Vinci Code, where an anti-Christian organization is brought to light.

Bob: The sky is blue.
Dan: You just got da Vinci code'd!

by pilaman! September 20, 2006

Da Vinci Load

Ejaculate that is deposited in or on a Christian pastor, priest, deacon, saint, usher, choir singer, Bible scholar, Sunday school teacher, bishop, cardinal, pope, nun, or worship leader.

I really shouldn't be fucking my pastor, but I love shooting my Da Vinci Load all over his face.

by Horny4Christ May 23, 2021