Assistant Vice President of Sales 

a fancy title for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the Vice President of Sales.

The Assistant Vice President of Sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the Vice President of Sales.

Assistant Vice President of Sales by `/.;' May 5, 2011

You should run for vice president

A way of telling someone that they are earth-shatteringly, jaw-droppingly stupid.

I find your ill-informed positions to be vapid and absurd. I feel a shooting pain in my skull every time you speak. You should run for vice president!

You should run for vice president by Club Ed January 17, 2009

Vice President Dense 

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.

Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.

Vice President Dense by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

vice president

A backup president, someone who often takes care of things the president does not want to do.

President: File this for me.
Vice president: Okay.

vice president by PuppyLOVER562 January 1, 2008

Vice-President 

The person who is second in rank in a government or group

Larry Thomas is Vice-President of the canyon

Vice-President by Anonymous March 25, 2003

vice president

An individual that does his or her own job plus that of the president.
An individual with a greater workload than the president, but with little to none of the perks nor recognition.
The one who gets blamed for everything the president does wrong.

Person 1: Hey, didn't John do all of the work for that?
Person 2: Yeah, but he's only vice president, so he doesn't get any credit.

vice president by RebeccaM1 May 7, 2013

Vice Presidenting 

When you have a job with an important title but you don't do anything.

I was Vice Presidenting today at work.

Vice Presidenting by joshthephotographer138 January 4, 2019