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venereal disease
A disease that is transmitted sexually, such as syphilis, gonhorrea, chlamydia, or genital herpes. This term was very common until the advent of the 1990s, when medical professionals began preferring the term sexually transmitted disease, or STD.
They rarely use the term venereal disease anymore, because it sounds like a singular disease rather than one of any number of sexually transmitted diseases. So instead of saying "Joe has VD," now we say "Joe has an STD."
venereal disease by pbm19 June 30, 2008
Venereal Darwinism
When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.
Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!
Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.
Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.
Venereal Darwinism by The Mocha November 27, 2012
Venereal Trifecta
Venereal Trifecta: noun;
1.) Refers to 3 random venereal diseases obtained from the same sexual partner (typically female) during the same encounter.
2.) May also refer to the condition (usually negative) of one's genitalia.
1.) Refers to 3 random venereal diseases obtained from the same sexual partner (typically female) during the same encounter.
2.) May also refer to the condition (usually negative) of one's genitalia.
Def 1: Man, stay away from Mary, I fucked that skanky petri-dish with legs last week and got the Venereal Trifecta; Chlamydia, Syphilis and the HIV!
Def 2: Did you see her cunt? Total Venereal Trifecta; Foul smelling, hairy and meat curtains! That bitch is so skanky that the crabs in her pussy are hanging themselves from the string on her tampon!
Def 2: Did you see her cunt? Total Venereal Trifecta; Foul smelling, hairy and meat curtains! That bitch is so skanky that the crabs in her pussy are hanging themselves from the string on her tampon!
Venereal Trifecta by arrogantfu(k June 19, 2010
Venereal Ventriloquist
A man who is so skilled and physically gifted in the art of "Penis performance", to the point where he utilizes his size and sense of control, to use the woman as a ventriloquist dummy.
Man 1: "I can make my bitch move like a muppet".
Man 2: "That's epic bruv, much like a... like.. a venereal ventriloquist".
Man 2: "That's epic bruv, much like a... like.. a venereal ventriloquist".
Venereal Ventriloquist by Not the real will smith June 11, 2020
Venereal ventriloquist
A man who is so skilled and physically gifted in the art of Penis performance, that he utilizes his size and sense of control to use the woman as a ventriloquist dummy.
Man 1: "I can make my bitch move like a muppet".
Man 2: "That's epic bro, you're like a... venereal ventriloquist"
Man 2: "That's epic bro, you're like a... venereal ventriloquist"
Venereal ventriloquist by Not the real will smith June 11, 2020
Dreadful Venereal Disease
Nothing interesting on the telly tonight, Benny. Stick on a Dreadful Venereal Disease and let's watch it.
Dreadful Venereal Disease by Fearman January 6, 2008
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