vampire shit

Taking a shit with the lights off

"I had to take a vampire shit". All the lights were out in the washroom

by Phackoff June 22, 2016

Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.

I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.

by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017

shit vampires!

When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.

boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*

by xxxamanda October 8, 2008