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vampire tea bag 

Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.

vampire tea bag 

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.
Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.
vampire tea bag by Ryjamin September 5, 2012

vampire tea bag 

A tampon, new or used.
(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!

(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!

vampire T-bag 

To T-bag someone with a bloody tampon
Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man
vampire T-bag by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013

vampire's tea bag 

a used tampon
what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!
vampire's tea bag by ben curry September 24, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026