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vampire tea bag 

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.
Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.
vampire tea bag by Ryjamin September 5, 2012

vampire tea bag 

(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!

(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!

vampire T-bag 

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man
vampire T-bag by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013

vampire's tea bag 

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!
vampire's tea bag by ben curry September 24, 2003

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026