vampire tea bag

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.
Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.
by Ryjamin September 05, 2012
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vampire tea bag

(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!

(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!
by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 07, 2006
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vampire's tea bag

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!
by ben curry September 24, 2003
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vampire T-bag

To T-bag someone with a bloody tampon
Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man
by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013
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Vampire Bag

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag
by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019
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